Campfire Quest

Campfire Quest

A story, a lesson, and one quest a day.

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One story. The whole family.

Five minutes at breakfast or in the car. Your six-year-old follows every word. Your twelve-year-old doesn't feel talked down to.

Sixteen Stones

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Why this exists

I built it for my kids.

I wanted the first thing in their ears each morning to be something other than a screen.

So I built them a show. A story from the scriptures, told in plain words. One idea worth keeping. And one small thing to go do that day.

It's run 58 episodes since June 22.

This is that same show, rebuilt so it fits your family as well as mine.

What shows up

About five minutes. Every day.

One episode a day, written to be listened to together. Simple enough for a six-year-old to follow, and not so simple that a twelve-year-old checks out. Everybody hears the same story, so at dinner there's actually something to talk about.

How it reaches you

It's a private feed, not an app.

You get one link. You add it once to the podcast app that's already on your phone. That's the setup.

After that a new episode lands every morning on its own. It downloads on wifi, so it plays in the car with no signal and no data.

Nothing to install. No account for your kid. No screen to hand them.

Before you ask

Your kid listens. That's the whole interaction.

Your child never talks to an AI. There's no chat, no companion, no back and forth. It's a recorded show, the same as any other podcast.

The audio is AI-produced, and I'd rather you hear it from me. The voice is synthetic. The stories, the lessons, and the quests get reviewed before they go out.

Nothing gets collected about your kid. There's no login, no profile, no listening history tied to a child. You hold the subscription.

Who's behind it

Rick Condie

Rick Condie

I'm a dad in Missouri. I'm not a studio and I'm not a publisher. I built one show for my own kids, I've kept it running since June, and now I'm opening it up.

You can reach me directly at rick@condie.org. Every episode has a reply link too, and I read them.

Founding families

$9.99 / month

Locked for life

The price goes up after launch. Yours won't, for as long as you stay.

Join as a founding family

$9.99 a month, locked for life. Cancel any time.

  • First episode reaches founding families September 12.
  • Cancel any time. You keep access through the end of the month you have paid for, and your card is not charged again.
  • Refunds run through Patreon under their policy, not through me. I am not going to promise you something I do not control.
  • Checkout is handled by Patreon, so that is the name your card statement will show, not my company name.
Questions

Straight answers

I have a six-year-old and a twelve-year-old. Does one show really work for both?
That's the whole design. Simple words, grown-up respect. The hard part is in the idea, never in the vocabulary, so the little one keeps up and the older one isn't bored. One subscription covers your family, not one child.
Does it work on Spotify?
Yes. You link your account once and the episodes show up in Spotify alongside everything else you listen to. Apple Podcasts, Overcast, and Pocket Casts work too, through your own private link.
Is this a church product?
No. It's independent, and it isn't affiliated with or endorsed by any church.
My kid is fifteen. Is it too young for him?
Probably. It's written for about six to twelve, and I'd rather tell you that than take your money.
What happens if you stop making it?
You stop paying, and I'll say so before it happens rather than letting the feed go quiet.